Too Many Fandoms

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

(via foreverthelonelytraveller)

how anthony mackie got knocked out filming captain america (x)

(Source: buckysdildo, via i-really-am-iron-man)

THE MAGIC BEGINS - Day 12: Favourite canon ship/couple
F L E U R  &  B I L L

She was the brightest witch of Beauxbatons 
and now even the goblins of Gringotts are forced to recognize her brilliance

He was the golden boy of Hogwarts 
and now he’s breaking curses no one else’s ever heard of for a living

She is so beautiful she almost becomes ugly
His disfiguration make him more alluring

She likes silk underwear and crosswords
He enjoys raiding tombs and sudoku

Friday night’s game night at Shell Cottage

She yells at him in French when she gets angry
He learns the language just to shout back
(and never miss a word of what she’s saying)

People call her snotty and vain
She puts a comforting hand on his tense arm when he wants to break their necks

People call him arrogant and self-centered
He wraps her in a bear hug when her nails are turning into talons

She loves him
He claims he loves her more

They compromise

(Source: wizard-weekly, via i-really-am-iron-man)

unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via sadleonardo)

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via sadleonardo)

vicstar95:

no introduction needed…

X

(via 24-karat-vagina)

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

(via 24-karat-vagina)

It is all part of the fairytale.
Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn (1968)

(Source: odnson, via i-really-am-iron-man)

scarredprince:

“How could you push me out of your world
Lie to your flesh and your blood”

(via avatarproblems)

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)

parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

they literally had to take this out because it was so gay

(Source: muggs8787, via i-really-am-iron-man)

Dylan O’Brien accepting Breakthrough Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards

(Source: makos-lightningrod, via heavensarcher)